americas next stupidest and dumbest model

my computer is lagging, its really fucking annoying. why is it doing this to me? UGH WHY? IS IT THE WIFI> IS IT MY LAPTOP? IS IT BLOGGER? FUCK WHAT EVER IT IS STOP LAGGING I HATE THIS WHAT IS THIS AMERICA ONLINE? IS SOMEONE TRYINF TO CALL WHILE I'M USING UP THE PHONE LINE WITH MY INTERNETZ AND CHATTNG? SOMETIMES WE WANNA JUST CHAT OKAY? uggghhhhhhh i hate this. i think part o fmy anger is that i just ate mcdonald'my computer is lagging, its really fucking annoying. why is it doing this to me? UGH WHY? IS IT THE WIFI> IS IT MY LAPTOP? IS IT BLOGGER? FUCK WHAT EVER IT IS STOP LAGGING I HATE THIS WHAT IS THIS AMERICA ONLINE? IS SOMEONE TRYINF TO CALL WHILE I'M USING UP THE PHONE LINE WITH MY INTERNETZ AND CHATTNG? SOMETIMES WE WANNA JUST CHAT OKAY?

uggghhhhhhh i hate this. i think part o fmy anger is that i just ate mcdonald's. it wa the bigget mistake of my life. seriously. i got  a ... not the one with two hamburgers, but the picture next to it. i can't remamebr what its is. quarter pounder? that osunds sooo heavy. it probably is as heavy as it sounds. it was delicious in the moment of eating, but now that i am sitting in bed watching american's top model, my heart hurts and its beatin kind of fast. but i think in part that is due to the fact that i have been entirely immobile since school let out.

speaking of school, my student saw me at the bar tonight and was like "i feel lik you feel awkward every time you see me out". what i wanted to say was "yes. i yes, i feel awkward, especailly since you are everywhere and i know you secretly hate me." but i didn't say that. instead i said "i thought you fely awkward" and she said no, i really liked you. BULL SHIT MAMA. BULL SHIT. whatever. it is what it is.

also. let's go back to america's next top model. i am on the second to last episode. i am PISSED. FUCKING PISSED abotu who's left. also this season they did some stupid bull shit where one of the girls who was eliminated can get back on teh show based on viewer votes. UM YA KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FUCKIGN BULL SHIT. IF YOU GET KICKED OFF YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED BACK ON. SHE DID'T HAVE TO DO LIKE 5 OF THE ROUNDS OF ELIMINATION... WHAT IS THAT FUCKING BULL SHIT? viewer votes mean less to me than lady gag. and if you must know, lady gag(a) in my opinion is the worst. the absolute worst. when i hear any of her songs, i throw up my own heart and it cries, "what has happened to terrible pop music? it was at least enjoyable on one level, now it just sucks a piece of your soul into its abyss and makes sure any joy left in it is turn into black sadness." If she (voter viewer voted gap toothed bitch) ends up being america's next top model, my opinion of tyra banks will go below whatever level its at now (rock bottom).

gettig up to drive home tomorrow. i think i will probably forget sometign important liek underwear or my drivers license or bearity.


lol if i forgot bearity i would drive back and get her even if the risk was having to take a trip to mordor.s.

god grant me fucking patience

god grant me the grace to not be such a fucking impatient whore. i just don't understand t. i don;t have the pateince fo normal dating. either you like me or you don't. aka uyou ether text me or not. if you don't i interpret that as not liking. it's rpettu simple. aparentl;y its not simple though. or so they tell me.


FUCK THE RULES.


I MAKE MT OWN RULES.

RULE #1. DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
RULE #2. IF YOU'RE IN FIGHT CLUB YOU;RE AN IDIOT, JOIN A BETTER CLUB
RULE #3. IF YOU'RE NOT TEXTING ME YOU SHOULD BE
RULE #4 BITCHES AND FUCKTARDS THAT AREN;T TEXTING ME WHOULD BE SENTENCED TO DEATH.

sentenced to death? does that sound harsh? well the punishment for being a fucking moron is pretty harsh. if the world were the way i wanted it to be everything would be perfect and i would'nt be single and angry. oh well.

 p.s. i ate chicken fingers twice today. i also ate shrimp flavored chips again.

SHRIMP CHIPS

do you evere like someone and you feel embarrrased to like them? before i contiue wiht this tipic im jus gonna say that blogger redecorted their shit and its throwing my off becaue ebring tlook so dfi=iffent okay. look i am drunk lets ot deny it. how can we interptet this. we can't its; illegibe im pretteu usure. LOOK. i might be sruk hehthsrfhOFHh;heIhkhsFHAShoahI DIBTL WRQR I QDONT KNOW, OK? Leav me the fuck alone suck my dick bitches. PL/???????? ???????? I SEE LIGHTS AND I THINK OK, I JUST ATE NO JOKE" SHRIMP FLAVORED CHIPS" THATS WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BAG. I'VE BEEN EATIN SHRIMP FLAVORED CHIPS MY WHOLE LIFE THOUGH,JUST SAYING.

taco vomit

i just ate four supreme tacos from taco bell. i wonder if i vomit right now the ground beef will even look any different?

2 Dollas 4 Hollas

*written last night on Microsoft Word at 2 AM*

Im trying to log into blogger right now but its not working. UM yeah so that's dedication. Im so fucking tired right now. But my fans were like “yo we need mre dubbel viziion.” SO I WAS LIKE OKAY WHY NOT? So here I am. On word document. And this shit keep sauto correcting my spelling. So yall will not see the original form of my typing. Im just saying its kind of good for how much ihad to drink.

Went to 2 dolla Tuesdays at bruno’s …. Yeaheverything was 2 DOLLAS. Right????????? Met up with my friend spam and hse was with all her friends. It was a sausage fest. But one with lots of fguys wearing graohic tees. Aka really not the type of person I would noramll converse with. But its nice to see how the other half lives. The other half of people that wear graphic tees.

What I want ot know…. Is why anyone wears cargo shorts. Why??? Why do you need the extre pockets???? I don’t get it. I will never get it. Someone with cargo shorts got my number. I didn’t see he was wearing cargo shorst til he got up to leave. But really. What was I supposed to say? You can’t have my number becase you’re wearing cargo shrots??? That’s just rude.

Imagine if you were wearing cargo shorts. What would YOU keep in the pockets? Me, I would put dirt in them and make them pocket gardens. One pocket would be mushrooms, the other, some sort of flower. I would be a walking, cargo short garden. And people would thank me when I went to bars and gave out fresh strawberries or cilantro. Gr8 idea, me. So there is a reason for cargo shorts after all.