Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Im not in MED SCHOOL OK?

went to a med school partay tonight. got asked if i was an L-1 like 5 times. No... i'm actually not in school, and am unemployed. sooo whats up. Yeah , so I drove all my peeps home, by peeps i mean room mate cristen with her boy (who hates me btw) and then old sorority sister rochelle with her friend. yeah........... so . i think/know cristen's boy hates me bc the first time i met him i was super drunk and apparently kind of rude although to be entirely honest i think that he over reacted a little and is kind of boring so he doesnt know how to hang with me. But I gave him a ride back to my place tonight so he could shack with my girl, but as for the rest of the night we avoided eye contact. awk. maybe we can be friends if he decides to not hate me. most of my dislike from him comes from him not liking me bc i've never met anyone who doesnt like me to be honest. WHATS NOT TO LIKE?! I'M A REALLY FRIENDLY PERSON.

shit. i just realized i left my tab open at the bar we were at. ugh. gotta go back tomorrow and get that shit handled. DAMNIT. well... what can ya do.

first time ive ever done that.... shocking i did that tonight since i'm not nearly as drunk as would warrant my leaving my debit card behind. what a hasslehoff.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011


right so////////// this kid , joffree, from high school who i literally never spoke to/was not friends with, i went to trivia last week with my gurl kaypee, and he was there so then he was like, omg we go to trivia every week you should come, and i kind of thought he was just being polite in the moment so i was like yeah... i'm totes there i will see you next week. but he didn't have my phone number so i figured even if he even remotely intended to invite me back he would realize he didn't have my number and give up... but turns out he looked up my phone number in our HIGH SCHOOL phone directory, btw i graduated from highscool like 5 years ago, so i don't know why he had a directory still from both 11th and 12th grade... the phone number was wrong obviously because i def changed my phone number since then, plus my house phone was listed so i think he called my mom, thank GOD she didn't pick up....

but yeah so then he left a fb message on my wall informing me of this and then told me to come to trivia. lol i thought it would be pretty douchey of me to not show up after he made such an effort so i went and of course it was the most random possible collection of people possible. as in like joffree's best friends' dad and sister (the best friend of which also went to high school with me), an indie couple that were LSU college station DJs like 7 years ago, and some other person i knew from high school's little brother plus his friend. so basically i didn't no anyone.

needless to say, i am drunk... i only had two beers and a gin and tonic, which is the real sad part because i cannot deny right now that i am unsober. i attempted ot play words with friends and gave up.. i really did try though, but i htink it would be more efficiant for me ot attempt in th emorning. also, WE WON TRIVIA!! WE GOT 1ST PLACE!!!!! to be honest its becasuse we had old people on our team,a nd also the indie couple knew all the music and obscure movie questions. typical. soooo typical.

i won a prize for getting a bonnus question right. who led athens in the pelopennession war? uh pericles, duh.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

i live the ilfe of a reject now

okay. so moving back to new orleans is a surprised of my social skills. apparently i don't know how ot talk to people. which actually isn't a surprise, its just a surprise in practive. which makes no sense. i gt drunk tongt and i came back and made muyself a glass of water for hydratiub abd then i thought. OH OK DOUBL EVIZION I AM CONSCIOUS ENOUGH OK WHY NOT. so im doing that now. while htinking about a pepperonie pizza and regreeting my decision for sleep as opposed to eating pepperoni related things. my mattrees ccame into today. to be frank its uncomfortable even though its a nice name bran dmatrees. i think th enature of a matrress is discomfort and without a mattress pad they suck. just think about what it was like as a peasant in the 1600s. a pile of hay? that shit sucks.

okaey so lets just settle this shit right now.

if you had to choose btween havign hairy legs your whole life and by hairy i mean so hairy you can;t even see your toenails becasue they;re covered in hair so then youc an't clip then until they get unsightly long.... OR would you rather poop out cheesits all day and the cheesits sang showtunes??? i don't know what i would choose, its a pretty even race there.



about th epeople.

wearing clown wigs.

and antlers.

it would be seriously insane.

but only if you replaced your eyeballs with 8 balls.

ok imagine the sushi polic was like shut up yu'er so crunk and you need raw fish

and you then would throw up raw fi=sh.

no don't let it happen tell them no and lay down the law. like professionals.
love you .