american girl dolls

soooo went to ella's apt to drink tonight. we did it, we drank. it was pretty wild. actually, i had a natty while i was doing homework (oh, so hardcore, natty light).

that was pretty much the night....we're actually grandmas. i did hw and they played gin rummy, which i joined later to watch (no to play bc i suck at that game). actually first we watched that show with those people...uhhh the hills and the city (not laguna beach like i was about to type). i gotta say, for an annoying bitch, kristin cavallarri is pretty. and thats tough cause if you're an annoying piece of shit, you usually look more like shit just bc i don't like you. but she's like legit pretty.

anyways, then we went to taco bell and i got a mexican pizza, which i forgot to ask no beans on since i hate beans but i always assume people hate them too but everyone loves beans for some reason so i always get them on accident. ugghh i hate beans. disgusting.

but the pizza was okay still since i was kinda drunk eating it so i couldnt really tell as much. still good. mmmmmmmmmmmm. beans. BEANZZZ.

oh yeah and my frin revealed she got engaged today. WHAT. THE. FUCK. like, seriously, we are old enough where people i know will get married? so confused about that. but happy for them.
BUT STILL, WHAT THE FFOOOOOK. fook.


good night.
b

i have there huge black ex's on my hands.

okay. so i have HUGE BLACK EXE S ON MY HANDS. ummmm it would only be more obvious that i was unver 21 if i took a mega phone and screamed "OH MY GOSH I'M UNDER 21." hhaaaaa but ya, that didn;t happened. we went to bogies' tonight, and i had too much to drink obviously,,,,.....btw i just went back and corrected all (or most) of my grammar/spelling mistakes. you can't understand how long it took to write that sentence even.

YOU CAN;T EVEN KNOW.



soooooooooo i ate a pizza bagel...but instead of putting it in a toaster oven or microwave..i put it in the toaster. BAHAHAHAHAH toooooo crazy, i cant beileve it fit. TOO FUCKING CFAZY. RIHG???T?? RIGHT?? just say right, mother fucker. JUST SAY IT.
bahhaah jk. i know it doesn't matter f you say it or not.

hi.

hi?

hi....
hi!!!!

all the different punctuation just happened. uyeahl.sdasda yeah. be jealous.

love yall
b

BLLLAAHHHH BLAH....exchanges are fun

ssigma nu exchange tonight. its not on until its neon. i wore lots and lots of neon tonight. i don't know how much i spent exactly on neon shit, but i'm sure it was more than what was worth it. oh well. i was glowing tonight. we had our exchange at zippy's, restaurant/bar BUT THEY WERE BEING FUCKING LAME AND NOT TURNING UP THE MUUUSSIIICCCC. i went to the bar a few times and pretended i was having convos with people and was like "MAN THIS FUCKING SUCKS, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITH SOME MUSIC". apparently the bitch bartending said it was bc we were in a residential neighborhood, but that's actually a piece of bullshit bc we're by acme oyster house, a street light intersection, other businesses......


FUCKING LIAR!! oh well. i still had a good time. although at these exchanges, almost all the guys are pledges so its not like i want to talk to any of them. cause they're like babies. wahhh. that's what they say the whole time.

i'm drunk. but i was mad bc no one would take me to get wendy's. it's actually a longer story but i'm too lazy to type it. let's just say that in the end, i finally got wendy's and it made me really happy and i ate it all. i got chicken nuggets, a small fries, and a chicken sandwich. i only ate half of the sandwich though and gave the other half to liza bc she was hungry still. she's cool. coo colllll. watch this i'm gonna try to type with my eyes closed:

hey my name is lizzie i'm freaking drunk what's the fuck up dawwwjjj!!!! wooooooooo. hey so i'm hungry still kinda but not really cause i had wendy's jeee jeee jee/ o
, fpmma stp[ n....


can't even tell what the end of that says. PATHETICCCCC. my room mate is not here. BIG SURPRISE!! she's such a secret agent all the time..


love ya.
b

i hate everything.

I'm so fucking pissed right now, I can't even write anything down without wanting to cry.

love,
B

aggravation is not a usual emotion

tonight, some boy was trying to double play me and z's friend alexa. he was like hitting on her, but then later on he was trying to make out with some other girl, but by the end of the night he was trying to talk to alexa again. ,, excuse me? sorry, but she's not your last resort. he didn't even offer to buy her food, and btw he was hitting on her at the end of the night AT A FOOD BOOTH. EXCUSE ME? so me and z were like..."are you buying her food?" and he was like" sorry i can't" but then he ordered liek two things of fries. so obviously you can. so we stole one of his fries and ate it all. yeah i hope he gets hit by a car. please don't try to use my friend as a back up, because first of all, you're short, second of all, you have a huge fucking mole on your face, 3rd of all you're not good enough for someone who's BLIND and 5th of all she can do better.

I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY GIRLS WHO ARE PRETTY AND HAVE A GOOD PERSONALITY SETTLE FOR GUYS THAT ARE MEDIOCRE TO UNATTTRACTIVE WITH DOUCHBAG PERSONALITIES. WHICH have been about 80% of the guys i've ever met.


i hate everything.

just kidding, i love alcohol and myself.


love,
b

p.s. hopefully i won't be hateful and aggravated when i wake up tomorrow.