hey we went to a delta chi party tonight. our sorority was supposed to have an exchange with them but they fucked up so then they felt bad and had a party and invited us to come and no one really came except a few. i mean, a good number of us went but i mean. come on. north gate tavern? considering it was open mic night didn't help because that fucking awful amateur band played over the jukebox later on in the night (hey, some advice to yall -- don't pursue a career in music because you sound like shit). then we left and went to mikes where we stood awkwardly by ourselves and then we were picked up by friends and went to mcdonalds. i paid with my card, some people gave me cash (i have 3 dollars right now from contributors) and i had a happy meal with a burger. it was good.
maybe we should hang out with delta chi more often, because they don't act too cool to say hi to us.
just a thought.
love ya
b
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Too much white stripz
Yah so I did white strips tonight but i kept them in for like and hour and a half and like my bottom row of teeth are dying. everytime i toop a sip of beer i wanted to curl up into a ball and die. but its okay, i'm over it. like i can deal with this shit now. its really okay.
soooo i hate people. like i dont know why i think i like people. i seriously could live alone and not care. i mean, i usually shop alone, eat alone, sit alone in my room anyways. so whats the big deal. sometimes people just need to be a fucking lone, geez. honetly think its because i can't handle how people are. like i never knew people could be so annoying. like how they lie about shit or act around certain people. i just can't STAND people. i guess i grew up pretty much alone since my sisters graduated and lef before me, so i just was a lone or with my bff only all the time. does this sound sad or truthful? maybe both. i dont even wanna get started.
so its was pretty much a high school reunion tonight at bogies. not that i'm surprised i guess. but i pretended to be surprised and said hey anyways and then left. oh well. awk? maybe. also, my friend accidentlaly burned my hand with her god damn cigarette. ouch, like the fact that i can feel that now means i will be able to feel it fo sho tomorrow morning. hey. soooooooooooooooooo.
<( ._. )> (^._. )> (>._.)> haha its a kirby motion chart. cool huh:? not to be lame but i think its pretty cool. ps. instead of getting water in a normal sized cup i got it in a mini cup. cool huh? yeah i thought so.
love everyone.
b
also i saw sooo many people i stalk on facebook but don't actually know. i wanted to tell them i know about their lives but i refrained from being creepy, thank god.
soooo i hate people. like i dont know why i think i like people. i seriously could live alone and not care. i mean, i usually shop alone, eat alone, sit alone in my room anyways. so whats the big deal. sometimes people just need to be a fucking lone, geez. honetly think its because i can't handle how people are. like i never knew people could be so annoying. like how they lie about shit or act around certain people. i just can't STAND people. i guess i grew up pretty much alone since my sisters graduated and lef before me, so i just was a lone or with my bff only all the time. does this sound sad or truthful? maybe both. i dont even wanna get started.
so its was pretty much a high school reunion tonight at bogies. not that i'm surprised i guess. but i pretended to be surprised and said hey anyways and then left. oh well. awk? maybe. also, my friend accidentlaly burned my hand with her god damn cigarette. ouch, like the fact that i can feel that now means i will be able to feel it fo sho tomorrow morning. hey. soooooooooooooooooo.
<( ._. )> (^._. )> (>._.)> haha its a kirby motion chart. cool huh:? not to be lame but i think its pretty cool. ps. instead of getting water in a normal sized cup i got it in a mini cup. cool huh? yeah i thought so.
love everyone.
b
also i saw sooo many people i stalk on facebook but don't actually know. i wanted to tell them i know about their lives but i refrained from being creepy, thank god.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
made it alive.
drove home to the westbank bestbank and i;m still alive/not in jail so thats a good sign. went out with megan sheephard tonight which is a testament to how desperate i was to find someone to go out with me. literally haven't spoken to her since like high school (ok so i spoke to her more rcently then that, but we're not like LEGIT friends) and but i guess she's cool. she's nice, i mean, she agreed to go out with me like wtf. hahaha its not like we're bff. but anyways, it ended being a high school reunion, BIG SURPRISE.
honestly if i hadn't gone to high school with these boyz i might wanna talk to them, but its WEIRD that i went to school with them for four years and we're like not friends. haha oh well, maybe like 10 years from now at our high school reunion (like the official one, not that random shit at the bars) i will be able to talk to them and not feel awkward. or maybe it will be even more awkward. whatever i look forward to it.
megan was trying to hook up with this guy that is clearly a womanizer (we both actually know him so i'm not just being judgey) even though she was bashing him earlier. its bc she has like low self esteem or something, but actually i was wishing she would go home with him so i wouldn't have tt drive her home, but she ended up trying to be "hard to get" and went home anyways. and by home i mean i drove her to another girls house (who i also know from high school, who bleaches her hair and i totally disapprove of it because it looks fucking orange and i constantly think, uhhh has NO ONE told you it looks unattractive?)>
but i'm home now so that's cool. yaa and i even got a cup of water from downstairs to drink and i washed my face and brushed my teeth. i'm on my game, man. i even stopped drinking when i knew i needed to stop drinking. I'M THE PICTURE OF SELF CONTROL!
btwlove yall
this is me.
ya trick ya
honestly if i hadn't gone to high school with these boyz i might wanna talk to them, but its WEIRD that i went to school with them for four years and we're like not friends. haha oh well, maybe like 10 years from now at our high school reunion (like the official one, not that random shit at the bars) i will be able to talk to them and not feel awkward. or maybe it will be even more awkward. whatever i look forward to it.
megan was trying to hook up with this guy that is clearly a womanizer (we both actually know him so i'm not just being judgey) even though she was bashing him earlier. its bc she has like low self esteem or something, but actually i was wishing she would go home with him so i wouldn't have tt drive her home, but she ended up trying to be "hard to get" and went home anyways. and by home i mean i drove her to another girls house (who i also know from high school, who bleaches her hair and i totally disapprove of it because it looks fucking orange and i constantly think, uhhh has NO ONE told you it looks unattractive?)>
but i'm home now so that's cool. yaa and i even got a cup of water from downstairs to drink and i washed my face and brushed my teeth. i'm on my game, man. i even stopped drinking when i knew i needed to stop drinking. I'M THE PICTURE OF SELF CONTROL!
btwlove yall
this is me.
ya trick ya
Monday, January 11, 2010
i'm not mexican
went out with my camp friends tnight and they brought their two guy friends, owen and matt, both marines. both looked like they were NOT military boyz, but hey whatevs maybe they do look like it i just couldn't tell. matt was cute but bumble has dibs on his, obvi since she was ALL over him like leaning on him and shit. i was just trying to talk to him, like a normal person with conversation, and everytime we would talk about something new, she's zoom in and be like "WHAT? WHAT????? WHAT?" haha so sad and desperate.
oh well. we got cheese freies tonight but i was too drunk to realize i
m not actually hugngry................. what a wastew of cheese fries.
the plam of my hand hurts, like i've been hitting things with it. but i haven't what's up wit dat shiet.
i'm thirsty for water.
water? whater?
helllllooo???? whater??? WHAT0ER?
oh well. we got cheese freies tonight but i was too drunk to realize i
m not actually hugngry................. what a wastew of cheese fries.
the plam of my hand hurts, like i've been hitting things with it. but i haven't what's up wit dat shiet.
i'm thirsty for water.
water? whater?
helllllooo???? whater??? WHAT0ER?
Saturday, December 12, 2009
yes, im in a sorority
so i met up with twizzler and bee tonight, girls i used to work with at a summer camp. we went to JLs bc it was fress drinks tonight. HOWEVER, i came late because i 1. woke up at 5 pm 2. went shopping with some friends and c. went out to dinner. it was a mediocre bar night. i mean, the bar was crowded , i just wasnt with my usual friends and i didnthave as much fun bc i feltuncomfortabke dancing. yaknow??? also twizz brought her guyfriend chris. i thought he wascute at first but then i saw his teeth and theywere CRROOOKKED....lynda made the astute point that some people donthave mojney for braces--she's so considerate and smart (i know you're reading this lynnda) andactualy i probs wouldnt behating on him if he hadnt said (and lynda, this has nothing to do with my opinon on him, this actually was why i hate him now!), ONTHE RIDE HOME, "youre in a sorority? thats gay". i'msorry, WHAT? that is so offensive. I can understand if you don't like sorority girls, BUT THAT IS SO RUDE TO SAY THAT. he was in the marines, thats like saying, youre in the military? gay. like< im sorry, BUT PLEASE dont insult the organizations i put all my time and effort into.
and please don't tell me its different because they're fighting for our country. Okay, yes i apprecaite that they fight in open warfare (ps in a war that we really don't even need to be in, period) however, they join of their own free will and accord, just like any other club organization including a sorority/fraternity, and they get more benefits than i will ever get from joining a sorority. its just fucking rude to judge OPENLY TO THEIR FACE judge the organization they have decided to join. ugh, it really grinds my gears. and...he got kicked out of the marines, so wtfever. oh, you got kicked out of the marines? that's gay.
so anyways also today i went to anthroplogie with iceberg and izzy and i spent like. more money than i should've spent. and the cash resgiester was like saying that the sweater iw as buying was really cute and i told her i bought it bc it was perfect for the plan ride when i go out of the country this christms and she was like "ommmgg you're going to france this christmas? my and my family have gone these past three years in a row" (only being friendly after she saw the sweater i was buying...beofrehand shew as being such a BITCH) and i was likk.e.....oh wow, cool.....and then she started talkijng about the major sales they have in france during that time, likee totally designer sales and she was like "yeah i bought my whole luggage set there! i bought the damier set for just 12,000 dollars!" ........and for thsoe of you who don't know, damier is a style oflouis vuitton. yeah, 12,000 is cheap for luis vuitton, but for a chasier at anthro/? yeah, youre parents paid for that, you dumb bitch. just a shocker that this skinny blonde girl working retail would own a full louisvuitton luggage collection. i'm sorry, that was meant to be purchased by self made CEOs and celebrities, not dumb spoiled bitches like you. once again, i probably wouldn't be judging her so harshly if she hadn't been such a bitchy sales associate.
yeah so i'm going to france. hopefully i'll be drunk on wine everyday. and also speaking of french, i got a b in french class this semester (thats good bc i was scared i was gonna get a c)...WOOOOO that means a guarantere of no c's this smserte because taht was the only calss i was worried about getitng a c in.
okay good night. i finished all the chees ritzbitz so now its time for bed.
LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy holidayz
and please don't tell me its different because they're fighting for our country. Okay, yes i apprecaite that they fight in open warfare (ps in a war that we really don't even need to be in, period) however, they join of their own free will and accord, just like any other club organization including a sorority/fraternity, and they get more benefits than i will ever get from joining a sorority. its just fucking rude to judge OPENLY TO THEIR FACE judge the organization they have decided to join. ugh, it really grinds my gears. and...he got kicked out of the marines, so wtfever. oh, you got kicked out of the marines? that's gay.
so anyways also today i went to anthroplogie with iceberg and izzy and i spent like. more money than i should've spent. and the cash resgiester was like saying that the sweater iw as buying was really cute and i told her i bought it bc it was perfect for the plan ride when i go out of the country this christms and she was like "ommmgg you're going to france this christmas? my and my family have gone these past three years in a row" (only being friendly after she saw the sweater i was buying...beofrehand shew as being such a BITCH) and i was likk.e.....oh wow, cool.....and then she started talkijng about the major sales they have in france during that time, likee totally designer sales and she was like "yeah i bought my whole luggage set there! i bought the damier set for just 12,000 dollars!" ........and for thsoe of you who don't know, damier is a style oflouis vuitton. yeah, 12,000 is cheap for luis vuitton, but for a chasier at anthro/? yeah, youre parents paid for that, you dumb bitch. just a shocker that this skinny blonde girl working retail would own a full louisvuitton luggage collection. i'm sorry, that was meant to be purchased by self made CEOs and celebrities, not dumb spoiled bitches like you. once again, i probably wouldn't be judging her so harshly if she hadn't been such a bitchy sales associate.
yeah so i'm going to france. hopefully i'll be drunk on wine everyday. and also speaking of french, i got a b in french class this semester (thats good bc i was scared i was gonna get a c)...WOOOOO that means a guarantere of no c's this smserte because taht was the only calss i was worried about getitng a c in.
okay good night. i finished all the chees ritzbitz so now its time for bed.
LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy holidayz
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
drunk hiccups
okay im so drunk that everytime i feel drunk i usy hiccccuo, okay im drunk>??? mayebe? maybe not? i jjust hiccup for everything its miserable. iiii wish i wasnt allergic to anything esepcially not awkward moments. icajt ebvn breathe realllllt without being unfair. oh goshhhhh this suck.s.. immmm soooooo sober slash so drank and sob erat the same time
ok.
so i can't stop hisvuppinh, is that a sign tosh hit the fuck up and stop typing>>>>?? uest this iswhat the public is sayign:
"get the fuck offline and sleep you moghinerrr fucker."
oaay i love everyone,
love,
louisiana
ok.
so i can't stop hisvuppinh, is that a sign tosh hit the fuck up and stop typing>>>>?? uest this iswhat the public is sayign:
"get the fuck offline and sleep you moghinerrr fucker."
oaay i love everyone,
love,
louisiana
Sunday, November 22, 2009
oh, you're on the rugby team?
okay so we went to mellow mushroom tonight for the rugby team party. my make up/hair was lookin good according to outside sources (aka lynda) which is good bc i saw sadie tonight, aka my former formal date. he was an asshole, as expected, and talked to me for about 5 minutes then said "hey i'm going inside i'll see ya later" and then i literally saw him in the exact spot talking to some other girl, like maybe 1 minute later. No, literally, i walked away for one minute then decided i wanted to go inside, walked back and crossed the place where we were talking and there he was. which if fine, you don't have to lie to me though you could just say okay well nice talking to you see you later. its fine though, in the end i win because 1. he's indian and 2. his nose is BIGGER than india and 3. he was wearing a graphic tee tonight. really embarassing for him.
anyways, i got a little aggravated bc i drove to mellow and so i therefor expected to be responsible for everyone in my car. but two of the people in my car were drunk (well not drunk, maybe just had had something to drink fosho) and they didn't think about it and just left without telling me, so i was surfing through the very crowded mellow looking for them and then finally a lot of time later found out they left. i was just frustrated but totes over it now....thats how kind of typical my night was that i have to blog about that shit....
would've blogged last nght, but i was so drunk that i woke up on the downstairs couch with a slanket (aka an off-brand snuggie) draped over me and my full face of make up from the night before. good night, except that is spent soooo much fucking money. I AM BROKE!
love ya
b
anyways, i got a little aggravated bc i drove to mellow and so i therefor expected to be responsible for everyone in my car. but two of the people in my car were drunk (well not drunk, maybe just had had something to drink fosho) and they didn't think about it and just left without telling me, so i was surfing through the very crowded mellow looking for them and then finally a lot of time later found out they left. i was just frustrated but totes over it now....thats how kind of typical my night was that i have to blog about that shit....
would've blogged last nght, but i was so drunk that i woke up on the downstairs couch with a slanket (aka an off-brand snuggie) draped over me and my full face of make up from the night before. good night, except that is spent soooo much fucking money. I AM BROKE!
love ya
b
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