Thursday, July 30, 2009

ew, do you realize i'm only talking to you our of necessity?

okay so

tonight me and D wanted to go out in new orleans tonight bc i felt like she really still hadn't really gone out yet...esp since when she goes out with the guys she always gets carded because they look so young and bouncers ALWAYS card guys and not girls. but anywaysss..... we went to one bar and saw fanny who had her stupid tulane friends with her. she's cool but she WOULD be the kind of grl to have lame friends with her. a lo and behold, we were clearly stating we had no stamp for the bar and her guyfriend who was 21, did not even offer, NOT EVEN ONCE, to buy us drinks even though we were clearly doling out cash. we figured things out on our on, of course. in the end, Lin my old room mate aka awesome friend of course made friends with the bartender at the next door bar and we stayed past 2 and its not 5 am. we got so many free drinks/shots. the only thing was the bartenders' frinds came in afterwards and they brought this guy, steven, who apparently though i was attractive and so they forced me onto him. aka, i was forced to talk to him, even though he was EXTREMELY socially awkward. like, seriously, they made it obvious he wanted to talk to me, so i even moved myself so he had a clear shot to move next to me and talk, and he didn';t. l;ike, if you have to get your friend first to talk to me, that's totally pussy of you. suck it up and talk to me. i knwo your nervous, but seriously. 25 years old? get over it.

i gav ehim my number but only as a desperate gate of escape. like, YES you have a fuckugn way to contact me again, NOW CAN FUCKING LEAVE? im not gonna lie though stay8ng at the var 3 hours after they close was pretty fucking fun.


i can't believe i'm wasted right now. those freaking free drinks.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

every post is hereby dediated to lynda

hi, yes i drank again today
i know, thats crazy. i wasnt going to especially since i woke up with a pounding headache and didnt get up til 3 pm...but everything is just better when youre drunk. went to my sister's friend's barbeque. man do they do barbeques different in brooklyn. it had the same basic stuff...alcohol and meat on a grill. but that is seriously the most plaid and skinny jeans ive ever seen. and men in jersey tanks...like, anywhere else that would be totally gay. but not in williamsburg.

so many artists.
wild.

i drank mike's hard lemonade and fucking smirnoff ice when they ran out of beer...that shit tastes like corn syrup and poo. and i also had like three hot dogs. im still hungry...

also, played a game of beer pong. i dont know what kind of beer pong they play here, but it was totally like. without rules. they were basically just throwing beer pong balls into cups indiscriminately. i felt like such a jack ass pointing out the different rules, and harold, my sister's husband, kept being like "MY LITTLE SIS, SHE GOES TO LSU, AND SHE'S 20 SO SHE KNOWS THE RULES OF BEER PONG!!!!" Hahahaha everyone was like, wtf...this girl is only 20?

brooklyn would be the perf place for Z to live, i feel. she's so hip...also, i think thats the most electro-indie music i've heard all consecutively. too hip for me. but a different kind of hip from L.A....like artsy hip. L.A. is like, hip just to be hip.

I NEED TO EAT THE FRIED RICE I JUST WARMED UP. LATER GATOR.
this one was for you, lynda

B

Saturday, July 25, 2009

LYJJNNDA THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO 9i, in bookyn right now i just went to ps1, whoch was a public school turned art gallery. then we went to taxi beach (name?) it was a sandy beach in ny....but thers no beach in new york. so the mafia prettu mcuh RIPPED ,E PPED ME OFF MTHERFUCKERS/

VICTORY TOUR 1984 MICHAEL JACKSON--- MY BROTHER IN LAW.S FIRST CONCERT.




I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW

THAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE BC THIS SHIT IS FOR LYNNa!!!! my one and lonly fan.

ok so today i was at my sisters apt and all her new models were there for a photo hoot. fuck ,y life they were so tall and pretty and refect DUCK THAT SHIT they were retty much prefcet except one of them complimented my dress and sheos but she was 14 yrs old so dpes that count as a real persons opinion? i dont know. all i know is that im drunk.

AND YOUR BEutiful. and i, slee[ing upstairs and hot air rises. so i hope i dont wak eip in a sweat. i




love you guys


youre beautiful.






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