listening to my voice

did an interview the other day

listening to my voice on the recording right now. it sounds gay. like, does my voice REALLY sound like that on a daily basis? i am apologizing right now to everyone that has to hear my speak. so bizarre. because thats not how my voice sounds in my ears. sounds way more awesome in my brain. obviously.

roomie's 21st b day tonight. mikes was weirdly empty, except for us kind of. and kasey's dad was there. lol at that. they wouldn't let him in at first because of his visible tatoos and earring. weird. who cares. sorry, didn't realize mike's entry standards were so high.

i need to turn this interview off. I could never be a news caster. no one would hire me.

love yall.
yeah.

celebrity central

went to tsunami sushi restaurant. celebs were there. i was eating but then decided to go outside to the patio where the celsb were. cair and sara were there waiting surreptiiously outside the celeb circle debating if they should go talk to them. i said, let's go. we started walking. ,i said "hi, we just wanted to come talk to yall" and then estarted talking. jjoe jonas, ashley greene, and i think jackson rathbone (aka jasper form twilight, although at the time i had NO IDEA who he was and thought he was just a groupie friend or maybe kellen lutz... don't know what he looks like but he seemed like he might be there.... lol oh well, obviously i didn't really care about these people, just was interested in talk to them bc they're famous). hey. just being honest in the parentheses... also it appealed to me becasuse there was about 1000 people standing around them awkwardly, like looking like they were just acsually hanging out on the patio, but really they were deabting talking ot them too. SO BAM! although i feel bad fo rthe celebs bc i think after we went up to talk, other people felt encouraged to go up to them too and they started gettng harassed. o well thats what you get fot being famous.wait. LOL that joe jonas has a show call JONAS L.A.... hahaha i know you make more money than me, but thats kind of degrading. really? jonas l.a.?

anyways then we went to JL's and it wa pretty much just me and lynda. and then ash and meg showed up later bc it was ash's bday.random drama happened bc one of their friends is a butch bitch (not p.c. i know but she really is) and then later bc some guy was a rude asshole sucking his own dick. jk that wasn't happening, but he was a rude little piece of shit. tried to tell meg he was/all guys are (btw guys aren't allowed to get offended until they prove me wrong. haven't met a guy yet that hasn't been a turd) but she seemed upset. i hate people. im eating salt and vineagar pringles right now but considering canes. don't know how i'll get there but its happening somehow. about to throw up on myself if i don't eat something sustantial.

i love being not a lame person.

and by lame i don[t mean likedisabled
altho i do appreciate i'm not disabled


but i do mean for real that i'm glad i'm not a dumb azz bitach. and who know swhat that really means. i just attempted to explain it but cant so i backspaced all dat shiet.


luv yall WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
EAT PRINGLES
AND GO GETS RAISIN CANES
AND MEET SOME CELEBS (AND BY CELEBS I MEAN MINOR B-LIST CELEBRITIES THAT CAN'T ACT OR SING!!)

finally, ashton kutcher and amanda peet

watching tv. went to fred's but now i'm home watching a movie on TBS with amanda peet and ashton kutcher. Can't remember what movie this is/i've never seen it.

we went to freds and then we went to mcdonalds and some random guy drove in the car with us. who he is i dont know.

i got a happy meal. and those fuckers didn't put a sauce in my bag, AKA I HAD TO EAT MY NUGGETS PLAIN! WTF! WELL actually there was this weird sweet n sour sauce in the kitchen from some asian place. like there were sooo many of these sauces. so i tried to use that as a substitute. and that was stupid. it was nastia.

so instead i ate my nuggets PLAIN AS OKRA (bc i usually eat okra plain)

this is a serious problem that is in the past

once in a long long long time

its recrutiment workshop week

i hate everyone
with the exepection of a few.

it was chapter night out tonight

aka i was allowed to get drunk
aka i'm nnotft for public.

why.

i am drunk
i just ate
i will still probably throw up tomorrow
i still feel sick
i threw up
and i will probably continue to do so


yo uknow what/

?



i . am. so. drunk. i just ate catfish. i'm so drunk i just ate catfish LEFTOVERS to try to make me feel better.

I'M THAT DESPERATE.

CATFISH? RIGHT???? (I MEANT TO TYPE REALLY , BUT RIGHT CAME OUT INSTEAFD)

you know what
fuck dat

dat aint shiet.

G NIGHT

hi, a lot

end of finals
drunk
no sleep
study "aids"
had about 3 drinks and i'm wassted
went to bogeimeisters and was blind sided. my entire high school was there
good thing i looked skinny from the study aids.

couldnt find my phone for a long time
walked around to a lot of places to find it
like my room, the den, the dining room, amy's car........

i must wake up tomorrow morning
i feel weird
like i feel drunk but not. like def not sober but i feel like instead of drinking and being drunk, i am just sober with a blanket of drunkness draped around me. if there's a diff.

i texted everyone in my poetry class if they wanted to hang out. no one responded so i guess that means no. so much for trying to make new friends.

i should've seen dat shiet comin

z's 21st birthdya tonight

she's perfect.
bearity is tired so i'm going to be

yall think im jokin but i'm not

also i wore an ann taylor loft shirt tonight and it was a HIT.
like smash hit
like baby one more time hit
i'm exxargerating, nothing could be that popular.

b

rood

2 much alcohol. 2 much

i wore a fake leather jacket tonight and i danced and it was too hot but i couldn't take the ajcket off because i hadnt shaved my pitz (i mean, don't judge me)

i hate sweating but it was necessary.


i want mcdonals but tthats impossible.

IMPOSSIBLE unless i drived myself aka DIED because there is NO way in hell i could maneuver an automobile.
no weigh

luv uyssszzzzz



BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

its a quarter after 1 and i need you noowoww

lo0l

went to an alternatice party tongiht. guys were more into plaid sihrts and skinny jeans than normal. and becase i didnt know anyone i chuged more alcohol so i wouldnt feel as uncomfortable.

yes.


hung out with z's firned, berry, a large black guy who had dreads. just my type of friend lol no really though
and i have a feeling i was really loud and sang a LOT in public (like a lot) but i can't remmember, i just have a feeling and you kjnow what mark twain says : feelings are jack SHIT. actually mark twain never said that i just made that up and pretended to quote mark twain so you would maybe take what i was saying more seriously, although instead of qutoing mark twain, who no one gives half a shit about, i shouldve said like obama or osama bin laden or something. too L8

luv you
miss u
rly wanna kiss
u

thru da phone