southern gentlemen lol

i just wanna start by sayin its fucking amazinxg thtat i remembered to do this right now. you're welcome, world, for this gem of a blog post that will invariably follow. i dont' know.

so i have been drinking since 4 pm (at least). it is not 3:28 am. sign number one that i need to get my life together: my legs hurt from too much drinking and sedentary activity. emburrassing.

i went to lunch and was liek 'lol i'll run errands afer" AKA WANAN GO TO THE BAR AND GET A DRANK?? yes. duh. so i did that nd then it just turne dinto drinkeing untik the very last call which is only 1 am and then i went ot some party. so. i did tht. and then on the walk home my friend was like "do you want my jacket" and i was freezing so obviously i said yes, so that's proof that living in mississippi isn't so god damn bad, everybody calm down.

i ate sonic earlier and then didn't finish it and put the chicken "poppers" in my back seat and then when i got back to my car, i ate them cold and old, so sue me.

don't sue me. i don't have any money, you won't get anything. although in terms of clothing assets... it's a lot. you can have that if you plan to sue me, but i don't know how satisfying that would be for you, depending on who you are. if you are a man, you will hate this compensation. if you are a trendy asian girl that is 5'2" and an average BMI, you'll like the prize, tehn.

my hair smells like second hand smoke and i wonder, will i have to wash my hair again tomorrow? i hope to god not, it's the worst.

THE WORST.

MAYEB I SHOULD JUST BE A BALD PERSON WHO WOULD CARE??????????

I WOULD, BUT IF I DIDN;T, WOULD IT MATTER? LET'S NOT CARE TOGHETER. PUT YOUR TOES TOGEHTER AND LOVVE THE EARTH LOL OK STOP IT YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS JUS TBE NORMAL PLEASE I CANNOT HANDLE YOUR RIDICULOUSNESS JUST GO HOEM AND BE A CLOWN

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