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OKAY SO I DECIDED I'M GONNA WRITE IN CAPS THIS ENTIRE POST FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. !!!!!!!!!!

AND I ALSO DECIDED....I'M NEVER FUNNY WHEN I'M DRUNK. I JUST GET MORE SERIOUS. SO. DO I ACTUALLY SOBER UP WHEN I'M DRUNK? MAY SEEM LIKE A CONTRADICTION. BUT ITS NOT. BUT MAYBE IT IS. EH? EH? EH? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.

DUDE, EVERYTIME I SAID FUCK TONIGHT, WHICH WAS NOT OFTEN, BTW, SIMPLY USED FOR EMPHASIS IN A SENTENCE, I WAS TOLD "WHHHOOAAA, LANGUAGE!" BY A BOY, NO LESS. YES, BOYS. TONIGHT WAS THE KAPPA SIG EXCHANGE SO I WAS FORCED TO MINGLE. NOT GONNA LIE THOUGH, THE DRUNKER I GET, THE MORE BOYS I TALK TO. I TALKED TO A LOT OF PLEDGES TONIGHT ABOUT USELESS CRAP AND I WILL PROBS NEVER MEET THIS GUYS AGAIN. THE THEME WAS GRAFITTI SO EVERYONE WORE A WHITE SHIRT AND GOT WRITTEN ON. EVERYTIME I WAS ASKED FOR A PHONE NUMBER, I WROTE ON THEIR SHIRT "KAREN" AND A FAKE NUMBER, USUALLY A HYBRID OF MY HOME PHONE AND MY PARENTS CELL PHONES. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE, BOYS. I KNOW THEY'LL NEVER CALL THE NUMBERS, WHAT KIND OF DESPERATE ASSHOLE DOES THAT. ITS JUST FOR SOUVENIRS SAKE TO HAVE PHONE NUMBERS ON YOUR SHIRT.

ANYWAYS, SAW MY AQUAINTANCE JACOB. HE WAS IN MY FIRST AND SECOND LEVEL FRENCH CLASS. WE DON'T HAVE FRENCH TOGETHER THIS SEMESTER, AND I TOLD HIM MY TEACHER WAS FLAMBOYANTLY GAY, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHED ABOUT AND BONDED OVER. HOWEVER, INSTEAD HE SAID "GAY PEOPLE MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE, I DON'T LIKE THEM. DO YOU LIKE THEM?" WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY? YES I LOVE GAY MEN? INSTEAD I JUST SAID "UHHHHHHH" AND THEN TALKED TO SOMEONE ELSE, I'M PRETTY SURE.

HEY I'M ABOUT TO LOOK SOMETHING UP, HOLD ON.
NEVERMIND I COULDN'T FIND IT. HOW ANNOYING IS THIS, HAVING EVERYTHING IN CAPS?

BEARITY SAYS SSHE HATES IT AND CAN BARELY READ IT. I TOLD BEARITY, BITCH, YOU CAN'T EVEN READ IN THE FIRST PLACE ,I NEVER SENT YOU TO SCHOOL!!!!

I HAD TO CONVINCE MY FRIEND EM THAT BOYS ARE NOOOOTTT WORTH IT, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE IN THETA XI. SPEAKING OF THETA XI, MY LITTLE BRO FROM HIGH SCHOOL PLEDGED THERE. EMBURRASSING SINCE ALL THETA XI'S ARE ASSHOLES, BUT I LOVE THAT KID SO I'M GONNA PRETEND I LIKE THEM.

OKAY I'M DONE WITH WRITING IN CAPS, THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.

LOVE
B

DDRRRRAAANNNKKK

sooo
its boy bid night
aka when al the frats party because they just accepted all their pledges.
my little bro from highs chool just pledge theta xi,,,but we went thurr and he was not there. accoding to sources he was taken home. i saw the boy i used to hook up with which wwas somehwat awkward, but we left qucikly. we also went to sigma nu, sig ep, and some other frat parties...we went to phi psi first. eprsonally, i think we shouldve stayed whever we were first for the ewhole night, but i wasn't driving soi was not in charge. i like our nw members. they're fun.

i am really drunk righ tnow we heated up my leftovers from chilis. chicken crispers and fries. def not cooked enough cause i ate some fries and they were disgusting.

the chicken was okay though. i tried to keep track of everyone tongiht but it just did not work out,

sad.

i neeed to close my eyer desperately.
good night.

b

rush is over. finally.

so rush has ended. just camp from the post-pref party. it was fun i guess only because i was drunk. not drunk, per say but def over the line of tipsy. aggravated though bc i drove home with mya, sidney, and meg and they all kept treating me like i was drunk and telling me to shut the fuck up, which i do not appreciate. i may be drunk, but it is SO obnoxious when someone talks to me in a patronizing way, as if just because i've had some drinks i can't understand you. ugh. whatever, it's just annoying because i like all of them and mya drove us home, so i'm grateful, but i just wish people wouldn't treat me like a fucking idiot.

anyways, also tonight, some boy tricked me into thinking he was engaged. it was VERY elaborate lie, which i didn't believe but pretended to believe for the sake of conversation because i had nothing else to talk to them about and if i lied about believing them, at least i could be like "like ooohhh my gosh, you were lying? like ooohhh my gosh yall are soooo clever." okay, so maybe i sounded a little sarcastic, but if they didn't catch on, it's their own fault.


MY ROOM MATE, MEG is once again ditching me for apartment slumber party. no, that's fine, i'm not offended (i'm offended).

SPEAKING OF OFFENDED, this guy, justin, who i see all the time and is friends with one of my sorority sisters, was like "hey do you remember me?" and i was like "yeah, justing right?" and of course i was right, bc why the fuck would i say his name if i didn't know it? if i couldn't remember i'd just try to find a way to figure it out through talking with him...anyways, he was like "yeah, you're asia, right?" ................i thought he was joking but he was dead serious. like when i told him it wasn't my name, he thought i was lying to. JUST BECAUSE I'M ASIAN DOES NOT MEAN MY NAME IS ASIAN, YOU ASSHOLE. sooooo i pretty much walked away from him pissed off.


okay, good night.
love you, lynda, cause i know you're reading this.
probs the only one reading this.
so this is for you.


B

my thighs are totally in shape

okay so i keep mispelling stuff but i'm spbe renough to backspace it ...i keep trying to respelell tht estuff i misspell but then i will try to correct it and it won't work because i'm kinda drunk so i just give up. ya. that happebns. spellin "ya" took about 50 tries to be honest.

so it's rush week aka sorority recruitment week. i'm assitant recruitment chair. aka i stnad awkwardly next to the actual recruitment chair and try to chime in with suggestions to everyone, desperately hoping that i'mnot impedinf non the recruitment chhair's authorty. it's a pretty complicated position. like, seriously, it would just be easier if i were actual recruitment chair bc then i could just tell anyone what i think and what i want them to do because i'm the boss. but as the assistant, i have to wait for er approval and tread carefully....im surrised she even trusts me though with any tasks at all bc she can barely delegate any of her tasks bc of her mistrust of competence.


seriousy, i need tosleep.
in case you didn't know its rush workshop week and i'm exhausted.

good night
:)

B

ew, do you realize i'm only talking to you our of necessity?

okay so

tonight me and D wanted to go out in new orleans tonight bc i felt like she really still hadn't really gone out yet...esp since when she goes out with the guys she always gets carded because they look so young and bouncers ALWAYS card guys and not girls. but anywaysss..... we went to one bar and saw fanny who had her stupid tulane friends with her. she's cool but she WOULD be the kind of grl to have lame friends with her. a lo and behold, we were clearly stating we had no stamp for the bar and her guyfriend who was 21, did not even offer, NOT EVEN ONCE, to buy us drinks even though we were clearly doling out cash. we figured things out on our on, of course. in the end, Lin my old room mate aka awesome friend of course made friends with the bartender at the next door bar and we stayed past 2 and its not 5 am. we got so many free drinks/shots. the only thing was the bartenders' frinds came in afterwards and they brought this guy, steven, who apparently though i was attractive and so they forced me onto him. aka, i was forced to talk to him, even though he was EXTREMELY socially awkward. like, seriously, they made it obvious he wanted to talk to me, so i even moved myself so he had a clear shot to move next to me and talk, and he didn';t. l;ike, if you have to get your friend first to talk to me, that's totally pussy of you. suck it up and talk to me. i knwo your nervous, but seriously. 25 years old? get over it.

i gav ehim my number but only as a desperate gate of escape. like, YES you have a fuckugn way to contact me again, NOW CAN FUCKING LEAVE? im not gonna lie though stay8ng at the var 3 hours after they close was pretty fucking fun.


i can't believe i'm wasted right now. those freaking free drinks.

every post is hereby dediated to lynda

hi, yes i drank again today
i know, thats crazy. i wasnt going to especially since i woke up with a pounding headache and didnt get up til 3 pm...but everything is just better when youre drunk. went to my sister's friend's barbeque. man do they do barbeques different in brooklyn. it had the same basic stuff...alcohol and meat on a grill. but that is seriously the most plaid and skinny jeans ive ever seen. and men in jersey tanks...like, anywhere else that would be totally gay. but not in williamsburg.

so many artists.
wild.

i drank mike's hard lemonade and fucking smirnoff ice when they ran out of beer...that shit tastes like corn syrup and poo. and i also had like three hot dogs. im still hungry...

also, played a game of beer pong. i dont know what kind of beer pong they play here, but it was totally like. without rules. they were basically just throwing beer pong balls into cups indiscriminately. i felt like such a jack ass pointing out the different rules, and harold, my sister's husband, kept being like "MY LITTLE SIS, SHE GOES TO LSU, AND SHE'S 20 SO SHE KNOWS THE RULES OF BEER PONG!!!!" Hahahaha everyone was like, wtf...this girl is only 20?

brooklyn would be the perf place for Z to live, i feel. she's so hip...also, i think thats the most electro-indie music i've heard all consecutively. too hip for me. but a different kind of hip from L.A....like artsy hip. L.A. is like, hip just to be hip.

I NEED TO EAT THE FRIED RICE I JUST WARMED UP. LATER GATOR.
this one was for you, lynda

B

LYJJNNDA THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO 9i, in bookyn right now i just went to ps1, whoch was a public school turned art gallery. then we went to taxi beach (name?) it was a sandy beach in ny....but thers no beach in new york. so the mafia prettu mcuh RIPPED ,E PPED ME OFF MTHERFUCKERS/

VICTORY TOUR 1984 MICHAEL JACKSON--- MY BROTHER IN LAW.S FIRST CONCERT.




I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW

THAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE BC THIS SHIT IS FOR LYNNa!!!! my one and lonly fan.

ok so today i was at my sisters apt and all her new models were there for a photo hoot. fuck ,y life they were so tall and pretty and refect DUCK THAT SHIT they were retty much prefcet except one of them complimented my dress and sheos but she was 14 yrs old so dpes that count as a real persons opinion? i dont know. all i know is that im drunk.

AND YOUR BEutiful. and i, slee[ing upstairs and hot air rises. so i hope i dont wak eip in a sweat. i




love you guys


youre beautiful.






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