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OKAY SO I DECIDED I'M GONNA WRITE IN CAPS THIS ENTIRE POST FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. !!!!!!!!!!

AND I ALSO DECIDED....I'M NEVER FUNNY WHEN I'M DRUNK. I JUST GET MORE SERIOUS. SO. DO I ACTUALLY SOBER UP WHEN I'M DRUNK? MAY SEEM LIKE A CONTRADICTION. BUT ITS NOT. BUT MAYBE IT IS. EH? EH? EH? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.

DUDE, EVERYTIME I SAID FUCK TONIGHT, WHICH WAS NOT OFTEN, BTW, SIMPLY USED FOR EMPHASIS IN A SENTENCE, I WAS TOLD "WHHHOOAAA, LANGUAGE!" BY A BOY, NO LESS. YES, BOYS. TONIGHT WAS THE KAPPA SIG EXCHANGE SO I WAS FORCED TO MINGLE. NOT GONNA LIE THOUGH, THE DRUNKER I GET, THE MORE BOYS I TALK TO. I TALKED TO A LOT OF PLEDGES TONIGHT ABOUT USELESS CRAP AND I WILL PROBS NEVER MEET THIS GUYS AGAIN. THE THEME WAS GRAFITTI SO EVERYONE WORE A WHITE SHIRT AND GOT WRITTEN ON. EVERYTIME I WAS ASKED FOR A PHONE NUMBER, I WROTE ON THEIR SHIRT "KAREN" AND A FAKE NUMBER, USUALLY A HYBRID OF MY HOME PHONE AND MY PARENTS CELL PHONES. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE, BOYS. I KNOW THEY'LL NEVER CALL THE NUMBERS, WHAT KIND OF DESPERATE ASSHOLE DOES THAT. ITS JUST FOR SOUVENIRS SAKE TO HAVE PHONE NUMBERS ON YOUR SHIRT.

ANYWAYS, SAW MY AQUAINTANCE JACOB. HE WAS IN MY FIRST AND SECOND LEVEL FRENCH CLASS. WE DON'T HAVE FRENCH TOGETHER THIS SEMESTER, AND I TOLD HIM MY TEACHER WAS FLAMBOYANTLY GAY, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHED ABOUT AND BONDED OVER. HOWEVER, INSTEAD HE SAID "GAY PEOPLE MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE, I DON'T LIKE THEM. DO YOU LIKE THEM?" WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY? YES I LOVE GAY MEN? INSTEAD I JUST SAID "UHHHHHHH" AND THEN TALKED TO SOMEONE ELSE, I'M PRETTY SURE.

HEY I'M ABOUT TO LOOK SOMETHING UP, HOLD ON.
NEVERMIND I COULDN'T FIND IT. HOW ANNOYING IS THIS, HAVING EVERYTHING IN CAPS?

BEARITY SAYS SSHE HATES IT AND CAN BARELY READ IT. I TOLD BEARITY, BITCH, YOU CAN'T EVEN READ IN THE FIRST PLACE ,I NEVER SENT YOU TO SCHOOL!!!!

I HAD TO CONVINCE MY FRIEND EM THAT BOYS ARE NOOOOTTT WORTH IT, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE IN THETA XI. SPEAKING OF THETA XI, MY LITTLE BRO FROM HIGH SCHOOL PLEDGED THERE. EMBURRASSING SINCE ALL THETA XI'S ARE ASSHOLES, BUT I LOVE THAT KID SO I'M GONNA PRETEND I LIKE THEM.

OKAY I'M DONE WITH WRITING IN CAPS, THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.

LOVE
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