i live the ilfe of a reject now

okay. so moving back to new orleans is a surprised of my social skills. apparently i don't know how ot talk to people. which actually isn't a surprise, its just a surprise in practive. which makes no sense. i gt drunk tongt and i came back and made muyself a glass of water for hydratiub abd then i thought. OH OK DOUBL EVIZION I AM CONSCIOUS ENOUGH OK WHY NOT. so im doing that now. while htinking about a pepperonie pizza and regreeting my decision for sleep as opposed to eating pepperoni related things. my mattrees ccame into today. to be frank its uncomfortable even though its a nice name bran dmatrees. i think th enature of a matrress is discomfort and without a mattress pad they suck. just think about what it was like as a peasant in the 1600s. a pile of hay? that shit sucks.

okaey so lets just settle this shit right now.

if you had to choose btween havign hairy legs your whole life and by hairy i mean so hairy you can;t even see your toenails becasue they;re covered in hair so then youc an't clip then until they get unsightly long.... OR would you rather poop out cheesits all day and the cheesits sang showtunes??? i don't know what i would choose, its a pretty even race there.

hey.


imagine.


about th epeople.

wearing clown wigs.

and antlers.


it would be seriously insane.


but only if you replaced your eyeballs with 8 balls.

ok imagine the sushi polic was like shut up yu'er so crunk and you need raw fish

and you then would throw up raw fi=sh.

no don't let it happen tell them no and lay down the law. like professionals.
love you .

b